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Tired of a world run by participation trophies, TikTok dances, and people who think “adulting” is hard? We are too. GOMC is a sanctuary for men who remember when respect was earned, tools were made of metal, and you could fix a carburetor without needing a YouTube tutorial. Join us if you're ready to swap stories, vent your spleen, and remind the world that grumpy doesn’t mean wrong.

We’re not here to whisper safe opinions into our soy latte or kombucha. We’re here to speak plainly, gripe loudly, and maybe pass on a little wisdom before the Wi-Fi goes out and civilization completely collapses under the weight of avocado toast and bad decisions. This ain’t a safe space. It’s a real space—for real men, with real thoughts, and real back pain.