JOIN THE GRUMPY OLD MAN CLUB

You’ve earned the right to grumble, growl, and gripe — and now, you can do it in style.

Joining the Grumpy Old Man Club (GOMC) isn’t just about being cranky. It’s about finding your tribe: the no-nonsense, no-BS gentlemen who’ve had enough of idiocy, inefficiency, and soy lattes.

For just $5/month or $50/year, you unlock your GOMC membership — and with it, the respect (and discounts) you deserve.

WHAT YOU GET for parting with your hard earned scratch:

  • 🔓 Full access to The Last Damn Place with Common Sense — our exclusive member-only forum

  • 🛍️ Discounts on GOMC Gear — show your grump in style

  • 🗨️ Bragging rights — because not everyone can be this ornery

  • 📣 Direct influence on future GOMC plans, merch, and rants

  • 🧱 Support the site — help keep the porch lights on

You can pay by the month, or pay by the year. Your choice. We don’t care which way you fill the tip jar.

Where else can you spend that kind of dough on joining other grumpy old men?